"Paranormal Activity 2" - A sequel to the surprise hit film that took Halloween by storm in 2009. There is little information about the film, except that original director Oren Peli is expected to produce. Saw VI director Kevin Greutert directs the sequel to Oren Peli's Paranormal Activity - which Oren Peli refused to be any part of - for Paramount Pictures. Made for about $15,000, Paranormal Activity became a box office sensation as it earned $151 million worldwide; because of stupid motherfuckers like you, who paid to see the movie. Der! Get a fucking life. And that's why we know the sequel is going to be a big fat shit bomb - whether anyone DEMANDS IT or not. Because the second time isn't as surprising.
CAST: A cast of unknowns, none of the original cast
DIRECTOR: Todd Williams
STUDIO: Paramount Pictures
RATING: R (For fucking nonsense made up by camera men)