Resident Evil 5

In Movie Theaters September 14, 2012

The About face: The fifth in the unnecessary Resident Evil big screen franchise.

The Wild side: The Umbrella Corporation’s deadly T-virus continues to ravage the Earth, transforming the global population into legions of the flesh eating Undead. The human race’s last and only hope, Alice (Milla Jovovich), awakens in the heart of Umbrella's most clandestine operations facility and unveils more of her mysterious past as she delves further into the complex. Without a safe haven, Alice continues to hunt those responsible for the outbreak; a chase that takes her from Tokyo to New York, Washington, D.C. and Moscow, culminating in a mind-blowing revelation that will force her to rethink everything that she once thought to be true. Aided by newfound allies and familiar friends, Alice must fight to survive long enough to escape a hostile world on the brink of oblivion. The countdown has begun.

The Movie facts: Starring one-trick pony Mila Jovovich, and her equally untalented husband, the director of the movies in the franchise, Paul W.S. Anderson, not to be confused with Paul Anderson, genius director of Boogie Nights and There Will Be Blood.

Cast: Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guillory, Michelle Rodriguez, Shawn Roberts, Colin Salmon, Boris Kodjoe, Oded Fehr, Kevin Durand
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Movie Studio: Screen Gems
Rating: R (For violence, language, adult situations)