The Exclusive Interview
FIVE questions for Mr. Borat! Via email.
My name Timothy. Prounce-ed "TEEE-MO-THEEE."
Me, one former communist to another, (my father from beloved Albania, he born there and make me baby in America), wonder why you need make interview from e-mail? Especial since you no have electricity in Kazak. I think you fake.
If you not a fake, I make the questions.
Question first. Why in Jesus, since now you Christian, you move back to Kazak after spend many much time in fabulous US and A? It look like Kazak is still fourth world. No? Maybe I need someone wash my glasses.
Number first. I am fake - NOT. Answer to your questions one. I tries to be like Madonna and make poor country on map to look better for American peoples. Maybe she come now to Kazak to adopt poor Kazak baby. Maybe my new wife and me make new baby for Madonna. My new wife, as you know is chocolate face.
Question second. You marry chocolate face but you hate the Jews. Maybe the man who you have in your hotel room during the gay pride parade in Washington, the one who stick the fist in your anus, maybe he Jew. So why you hate the Jew so much? They have big nose but also, someone tell me, big cock, too. Yes?
Question second and half. And you seem, even though you make sex with the gays in hotel after the gay parade to not so much like the gays but you have Azamat’s ass and the balls in you face for long time. His asshole clean? Or you lick and clean for him? And you like his big balls in your face. I think so. I think you really want a big daddy bear for to fuck you every night. Not the chocolate face. Yes?
Well. I think not so much. He big fat and I skinny. He pin to bed against my wills.
Question three. Did Mr. former Congress Bob Barr like you wife’s cheese? He say it taste good or no?
He makes no reply either way.
Question four for Mr. Borat. You make more movie in America? Or you going stay in Kazak forever now that you find out that Pamela Anderson dirty slut cunt?
How you say in American? No comments.
Final questions. From all the peoples in America you meet when you take your tour, which is the worst one? I know you not get to meet Premiere Bush, so maybe you cannot answer the question. But you try.
Pamela Anderson. Final answer.
I thank for take time to answer my question for all of Glory US and A to read about. If you come back to US and A you can stay in my, um, what you call it, um out house! It have room for folded up bed. It biggest in US.
You much welcome but when I come back to US and A, I rent big bus to live on. No more small ice cream truck.