Epic Movie

Epic Movie Release Date: January 26, 2007

“Epic Movie” is a movie of, well, epic proportions… we measured. The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry – and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia – “Epic Movie.”

Starring: Jennifer CoolidgeCarmen ElectraJim PiddockKal PennCrispin GloverFred WillardJayma MaysDavid CarradineTad HilgenbrinkTony CoxCrista FlanaganDarrell HammondAdam CampbellHéctor JiménezDanny JacobsGregory JbaraJareb DauplaiseFaune A. ChambersKevin McDonaldJames Walker Sr.Vince VielufDavid LehreDane FarwellRico RodriguezDana SeltzerAlla PetrouLindsey KraftTysen KnightGeorge AlvarezKahshanna Evans
Genres: AdventureComedy
Directed By: Jason FriedbergAaron Seltzer
Runtime: 86 minutes
Studio: Fox
Total Box Office: 39.7 MIL
MPAA Rating PG-13