Welcome to Geraldine Ferraro Elementary. Where the teachers are drunk, having sex in the classrooms, lazy or psychotic. Every child has been left behind and burned out. Vice principal Tom (Jason Biggs) is barely holding on. But when totally hot district inspector Rebecca (Eva Longoria Parker) arrives to shut down the school, she and Tom hatch a plan to take back the classrooms from the insanely corrupt Principal Billings (Rob Corddry) – who extorts money from parents.
What tragedy in Tom’s past has turned him into a complete wuss? When are Nyquil shots and caddle prods considered appropriate teaching tools? How much damage can be inflicted by a bunch of pissed off 2nd graders?