Scary Movie 5
In Movie Theaters April 12, 2013
Scary Movie 5 is the fifth in the Scream movie spoof big screen franchise.
The movie poster for future Razzi Award winner Scary Movie 5 is finally here. Scary Movie 5 proves that no movie is too recent to be made fun of. Even though it came out just a few months ago, the hit thriller Mama is being skewered in this spoof comedy, along with the yet-to-be-released Evil Dead remake, The Cabin in the Woods, and of course, the Paranormal Activity franchise.
Our sources also say that Lindsay signed onto the film with the privilege of having final approval on jokes about her. (Who the fuck in their right mind would give that cunt that much power?) This edit in the movie may be cause for Miss Blowhard to launch a breach of contract lawsuit against the producers of Scary Movie 5.
Scary Movie 5 was 5 years in the making. The film's original target release date, October 11, 2008, never happened.
STARRING: Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, Molly Shannon, Chris Elliot, Jerry O'Connell, Ashley Tisdale, Terry Crews
DIRECTOR: Malcolm D. Lee
STUDIO: The Weinstein Co.
RATING: PG-13 (Language, drug use, cartoon violence, crude humor)
Below, photo of 25 year-old Lindsay Lohan looking more wrinkled and haggy than a 100 year-old elephant.